1 gale force rainstorm
1 on-its-last-legs umbrella
1 pair of embroidery scissors
1 flower pot filled with a vine of some sort (e.g., Morning Glory, Moonflower, Sweetpea, etc.)
Method:
Upon arriving home soaking wet, use embroidery scissors to remove the remnants of tattered silk from abovementioned umbrella. Stick the skeletal remains into a large flower pot, handle first. Train vines to climb up the umbrella handle and along the metal spokes. [Explaining to the neighbors what you were thinking is optional.]
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