16 November 2011

Gardening Idea No. 88

1 gale force rainstorm
1 on-its-last-legs umbrella
1 pair of embroidery scissors
1 flower pot filled with a vine of some sort (e.g., Morning Glory, Moonflower, Sweetpea, etc.)

Upon arriving home soaking wet, use embroidery scissors to remove the remnants of tattered silk from  abovementioned umbrella.  Stick the skeletal remains into a large flower pot, handle first.  Train vines to climb up the umbrella handle and along the metal spokes.  [Explaining to the neighbors what you were thinking is optional.]

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